These are from a variety of classified ads and display ads.

Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For Sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too!

No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Auto Repair Service: Try us once -- you'll never go anywhere else again.

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. 

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel  1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog 

Free puppies. Part German shepherd, part stupid dog 

German shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free. 

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward. 

1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer 

Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days. 

Full sized mattress. 20 yr. Warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. 

Nordic track $300. Hardly used, call Chubby 

Hummers - largest selection ever - "If it's in stock, we have it!" 

Georgia peaches California grown - 89 cents lb. 

Nice parachute: Never opened - used once 

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay:  $7 -- $9 per hour. 

Exercise equipment:  Queen size mattress & box springs - $175. 

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer & dryer $300. 

Open house. Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee & donuts 

For sale by owner complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.  No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.