Advertising Humor
These are from a variety of classified ads and display ads.
Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For Sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take
home too!
No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it
really repellent.
For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Auto Repair Service: Try us once -- you'll never go anywhere else again.
Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and
be willing to get hands dirty.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient
beating.
Free Yorkshire terrier. 8
years old. Hateful little dog.
Free puppies: 1/2
cocker spaniel 1/2 sneaky
neighbor's dog
Free puppies. Part German shepherd, part stupid dog
German shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered.
Speaks German. Free.
Found: dirty white dog. Looks
like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward.
1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
Full sized mattress. 20 yr. Warranty.
Like new. Slight urine smell.
Nordic track $300. Hardly
used, call Chubby
Hummers - largest selection ever - "If it's in
stock, we have it!"
Georgia
peaches
California
grown - 89 cents lb.
Nice parachute: Never opened - used once
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer
profit sharing and flexible
hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per
hour.
Exercise equipment: Queen
size mattress & box springs - $175.
Joining nudist colony! Must
sell washer & dryer $300.
Open house. Body shapers toning salon.
Free coffee & donuts
For sale by owner complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.